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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

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{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}

{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}

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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}

{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}

{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}

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